It's not a downer until the downer brings you downer

It's like nothing a person could ever feel. Meandering through a world of morbidly obese women whose adipose tissue is actually another human being rather than a hunk of ...

fat! Where's the consolation? How do you say ", Oh , I'm so incredibly happy for the fact that you got knocked up!" This coming off the back end of whining from individuals who have been trying to get pregnant for years and once they finally do jump ship to join the hoards of preggos everywhere! They end up forgetting all the loneliness they once felt and have now transferred their mind into that of the elite. It's just like the celebrity mentality of leaving your simple down to earth life behind for that of the rich and famous. When your less fortunate friends tell you about how your attitude has changed you look down on them an tell them that they should be happy for you when all the less fortunate friends want is you back as a friend. That's it. So this is going out to all you preggers out there! If you had a problem getting pregnant don't forget about how you felt when everybody else around you was pregnant and rubbing their mom-to-be-isms in your can't-get-pregnant face! It sickens be that people can be so shortsighted about their own history. Throw another womprat on the barbie, I'm out.